Please add me on snapchat (the-tudge) and send me ugly pictures of yourself so that I may feel better about my life.
Shoutouts to all the bisexual people whose parents are secretly hoping they’ll settle down in a heterosexual relationship and get married and have biological children.
shoutout to the pan people who have no idea how to even come out to their parents
Shoutout to all the asexual people with parents that think they’re just not ready for sex yet.
DON’t SEND ME ANYTHING NICE!!!!
The Two Step Plan
1) Surround myself with talented younger women
2) Hope one allows me to be her personal assistant when she becomes successful
Please send me constructive criticisms (anon or otherwise) of my personality or attitude or whatever. I won’t publish.